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there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and its making me nervous even though it can't get in here

wowfunniestposts:

hey

hey kid

you think you’re fucking safe in there

ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up

ain’t

nobody

what a funny blog

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mockingjew:


One fine day with a woof and a purr a baby was born and it caused a little stir

No blue buzzard no three eyed frog

Just a feline canine little cat-dog

Cat-dog, Cat-dog, alone in the world is a little cat-dog

Out on the road or back in town, all kinda critters putting cat-dog down

Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along

Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song

Cat-dog, cat-dog, alone in the world is a little cat-dog

Cat-dog (Cat-dog), Cat-dog (Cat-dog), alone in the world is a little cat-dog


OH MY GOD MY CHILDHOOD. 


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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

President Barack Obama

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